Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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