i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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