Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?