So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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