Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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