i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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