Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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