I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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