Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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