oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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