Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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