I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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