come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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