idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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