I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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