Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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