shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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