And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
