she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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