I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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