super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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