just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm sobbing to NWA
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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