Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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