i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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