Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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