am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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