Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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