Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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