It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize