She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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