I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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