Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize