3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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