Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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