Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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