my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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