Dual....:-)
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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