I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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