well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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