if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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