Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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