when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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