There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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