my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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