I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I understand Curling. That high.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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