my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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