my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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