ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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