i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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