New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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