You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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