How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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