I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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