did you get engaged???
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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