found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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