Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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