No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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