we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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